January 2011
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Some helium floats into a bar.
The bartender says “We don’t serve noble gases here”
The helium doesn’t react.
I hate feeling like this.
Why can I not do anything about it…all I need to do is work, but apparently this is too much for me to do.
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You know, I might go on a cheese diet so I can...
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Did you hear about the sword swallower who went on...
He had pins and needles for months!
A hungry termite walks into a pub and asks 'Is the...
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Semi-serious question -
What do you think I should do a photography project on?
Http://www.laserbeak.tumblr.com/ask
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Think I’m hangover free - win! Propaganda was really good actually, but that could have just been the company :)
Jägerbombs didn’t kill me though this time!
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2011-1-23) →
Manic Street Preachers (44)
Arcade Fire (37)
Frank Turner (25)
Brand New (22)
Weezer (20)
Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
I punched a lion in the throat.
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FINALLY having my hair cut tomorrow, how shall I...
Anyone that says ‘shave it all off’, shall be dead to me.
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We’ve finally found a way to consume boredom every day
We’ve all...
– MANIC STREET PREACHERS - A Billion Balconies Facing The Sun
A man has been taken into hospital after a bizarre sex game went wrong, leaving him with 6 toy horses stuck up his arse.
Doctors are describing his condition as stable.
You know you’ve hit rock bottom when you ask out a blind woman and she tells you she’s seeing someone.
Why is the mushroom a good party host?
Because he is a fungi.
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Anonymous asked: PEDOBEAR?
IS THAT U?
I LOST MY MUMMY AND I REMEMBER HOW NICE YOU WERE TO ME IN THAT ALLEYWAY LAST WEEK. I'D LIKE TO REDO THAT ONE TIME.
LUV FROM
TIMMY
AGED 5
IS THAT U?
I LOST MY MUMMY AND I REMEMBER HOW NICE YOU WERE TO ME IN THAT ALLEYWAY LAST WEEK. I'D LIKE TO REDO THAT ONE TIME.
LUV FROM
TIMMY
AGED 5
thisplaceisbuiltonsin asked: I'm gonna say it on here because statistically you're 110% more likely to reply to this than a text :P
I've rescheduled the house viewings to 12 on friday, good for you homeslice?
I've rescheduled the house viewings to 12 on friday, good for you homeslice?
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Really fancy pizza, BUT I HAVE NO PIZZA IN MY...
What shall I do, that doesn’t include takeaway?
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Just created a 25 photo queue on my photography blog - I am sorry in advance!