chroniccheesylust:

Bernard! Bernard, look! Look, Bernard! Bernard! (Taken with instagram)

chroniccheesylust:

Bernard! Bernard, look! Look, Bernard! Bernard! (Taken with instagram)

(Source: heartveins)

“The music was too loud, the food was cold. The drinks were few and the people many. It was everything I expected. And less. I’m never going outside again unless I need someplace to throw up.”
Bernard Black, “Black Books”

My feelings on life.  (via wewantrevolutiongirlstylenow)

(Source: itwaspunkitwasperfect)

Hi Graham Linehan!

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accioo-tardis:

(Source: meiringens)

“Fran: Ok, if I told you that the walls of my flat were actually moving in, would
you think that I was strange?
Bernard: No, I’d ask you to come round and look after my small children.
Fran: If you don’t believe me you can come round tonight and we’ll watch the
wall.
Manny: Don’t be ridiculous, we’ll be staying in, watching the thermometer, won’t
we Bernard? Won’t we?
Bernard: I don’t know, it’s an impossible choice. Walls, thermometers… I’ll
just have to hope when I flip the coin it somehow explodes and kills me.”
Black Books