fuckyeahmovieposters: The Hitchcock Collection by Adam Armstrong 

fuckyeahmovieposters:

The Hitchcock Collection by Adam Armstrong 

wtffanfiction: Fandom: Homestuck “MEANWHILE, NEPETA WAS WATCHING ALL OF THIS PORNOGRAPIC IMAGES FROM HER NANNY CAM SHE STUFFED INSIDE THE PEDO BEAR SHE GOT FUCKASS FOR HIS BIRTHDAY CAUSE SHE’S A NICE KITTY TROLL THING, AND BECAUSE SHE SECRETLY HAD A CRUSH ON HIM TOO.” What.

wtffanfiction:

Fandom: Homestuck

“MEANWHILE, NEPETA WAS WATCHING ALL OF THIS PORNOGRAPIC IMAGES FROM HER NANNY CAM SHE STUFFED INSIDE THE PEDO BEAR SHE GOT FUCKASS FOR HIS BIRTHDAY CAUSE SHE’S A NICE KITTY TROLL THING, AND BECAUSE SHE SECRETLY HAD A CRUSH ON HIM TOO.”

What.

wtffanfiction: Fandom: Rick Santorum “Rick bent over and took off his pants. His 4.2 inch meager meat pole flopped about in the air like a wet noodle, with his balls bouncing like Michael Jordan was slapping them against the court. His asshole was like a brown vagina. It’s immense ridges and mountains were as large as Mount Everest, and ridges as deeps as the Mariana Trench.”

wtffanfiction:

Fandom: Rick Santorum

“Rick bent over and took off his pants. His 4.2 inch meager meat pole flopped about in the air like a wet noodle, with his balls bouncing like Michael Jordan was slapping them against the court. His asshole was like a brown vagina. It’s immense ridges and mountains were as large as Mount Everest, and ridges as deeps as the Mariana Trench.”

wtffanfiction: Fandom: Harry Potter “‘Open your legs,’ Severus said, with all the passion of a gynecologist.”

wtffanfiction:

Fandom: Harry Potter

“‘Open your legs,’ Severus said, with all the passion of a gynecologist.”

fotojournalismus: Ever seen desert, river, trees and snow covered peaks at one place? Visit Skardu, Pakistan to witness such marvelous scenes. by saadtn1.tumblr.com

fotojournalismus:

Ever seen desert, river, trees and snow covered peaks at one place? Visit Skardu, Pakistan to witness such marvelous scenes.

by saadtn1.tumblr.com

fuckyeahretailrobin: [Image Description: Background is several triangles in a circle like a pie alternating from true red, scarlet and black. A robin is sitting on his perch looking to the right. Top Text: “CASHIER MAKING A MAD DASH ACROSS STORE TO CHECK PRICE” Bottom Text: “EVER CUSTOMER YOU PASS HAS COMPLEX QUESTION”] This has happened so many times. I feel like it doesn’t happen to anyone else though, because I never see other cashiers running around the store like an idiot. Anyways, the background is that I work at Wal*Mart and three times today I had to leave my cash in the middle of a transaction and go across the store to figure out a price because when I paged no one answered. (I think they were on lunch and whoever was covering didn’t acknowledge/care about my pages). The worst part was one customer was in toys, and on my way two customers asked me “where are those nuts” … uhhh. care to be more specific? I told her there were nuts at the cash and probably in one of the aisles, and she said “oh never mind if you don’t care enough.” I just took a deep breath and kept going. And then two people asked me if we had any big easter bunnies left which we ran out of before Easter. So then I check the price, which they saw as right, go back and finish their transaction.. and the next customer has some dog food that they think is ringing up the wrong price. So I know that no one’s going to call back because it’s the same area of the store, so I have to run back across the store and a man asked me how much a chair was, I couldn’t figure itt out so I had to borrow a gun from the pharmacy and he was impatient and then I finally checked the dog food which was completely wrong and ran back. Just wanna die. This ALWAYS happens.

fuckyeahretailrobin:

[Image Description: Background is several triangles in a circle like a pie alternating from true red, scarlet and black. A robin is sitting on his perch looking to the right.

Top Text: “CASHIER MAKING A MAD DASH ACROSS STORE TO CHECK PRICE”

Bottom Text: “EVER CUSTOMER YOU PASS HAS COMPLEX QUESTION”]

This has happened so many times. I feel like it doesn’t happen to anyone else though, because I never see other cashiers running around the store like an idiot.

Anyways, the background is that I work at Wal*Mart and three times today I had to leave my cash in the middle of a transaction and go across the store to figure out a price because when I paged no one answered. (I think they were on lunch and whoever was covering didn’t acknowledge/care about my pages). The worst part was one customer was in toys, and on my way two customers asked me “where are those nuts” … uhhh. care to be more specific? I told her there were nuts at the cash and probably in one of the aisles, and she said “oh never mind if you don’t care enough.” I just took a deep breath and kept going. And then two people asked me if we had any big easter bunnies left which we ran out of before Easter. So then I check the price, which they saw as right, go back and finish their transaction.. and the next customer has some dog food that they think is ringing up the wrong price. So I know that no one’s going to call back because it’s the same area of the store, so I have to run back across the store and a man asked me how much a chair was, I couldn’t figure itt out so I had to borrow a gun from the pharmacy and he was impatient and then I finally checked the dog food which was completely wrong and ran back.

Just wanna die.

This ALWAYS happens.

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fuckyeahretailrobin: [Image Description: Background is several triangles in a circle like a pie alternating from true red, scarlet and black. A robin is sitting on his perch looking to the right.Top Text: “THE PIN PAD.”Bottom Text: “IS NOT ROCKET SCIENCE.”]

fuckyeahretailrobin:

[Image Description: Background is several triangles in a circle like a pie alternating from true red, scarlet and black. A robin is sitting on his perch looking to the right.

Top Text: “THE PIN PAD.”

Bottom Text: “IS NOT ROCKET SCIENCE.”]


fuckyeahretailrobin: [Image Description: Background is several triangles in a circle like a pie alternating from true red, scarlet and black. A robin is sitting on his perch looking to the right.Top Text: “CUSTOMER READS THE SIGN WRONG.”Bottom Text: “YOUR FAULT.”]

fuckyeahretailrobin:

[Image Description: Background is several triangles in a circle like a pie alternating from true red, scarlet and black. A robin is sitting on his perch looking to the right.

Top Text: “CUSTOMER READS THE SIGN WRONG.”

Bottom Text: “YOUR FAULT.”]

fuckyeahretailrobin: [Image Description: Background is several triangles in a circle like a pie alternating from true red, scarlet and black. A robin is sitting on his perch looking to the right. Top Text: “Already busy serving a customer when other customer butts in” Bottom Text: “Excuse me, but could you serve me please?!”] This happened to me yesterday. I was in the middle of helping a customer and wrapping her products when this other lady walks up to counter and loudy interrupts, demanding my immediate attention. Seriously, learn to wait your freakin’ turn!

fuckyeahretailrobin:

[Image Description: Background is several triangles in a circle like a pie alternating from true red, scarlet and black. A robin is sitting on his perch looking to the right.

Top Text: “Already busy serving a customer when other customer butts in”

Bottom Text: “Excuse me, but could you serve me please?!”]

This happened to me yesterday. I was in the middle of helping a customer and wrapping her products when this other lady walks up to counter and loudy interrupts, demanding my immediate attention. Seriously, learn to wait your freakin’ turn!

fuckyeahretailrobin: [Image Description: Background is several triangles in a circle like a pie alternating from true red, scarlet and black. A robin is sitting on his perch looking to the right. Top Text: “Customer has Sherlock-holmes-like ability to identify you while you’re on your break.” Bottom Text: “Cannot locate product that is literally behind them with a large print sign”] I always cover my work shirt when I’m on a break. They still manage to find me. It doesn’t help that the employee break area sits in the middle of the store in a big cabin.

fuckyeahretailrobin:

[Image Description: Background is several triangles in a circle like a pie alternating from true red, scarlet and black. A robin is sitting on his perch looking to the right.

Top Text: “Customer has Sherlock-holmes-like ability to identify you while you’re on your break.”

Bottom Text: “Cannot locate product that is literally behind them with a large print sign”]

I always cover my work shirt when I’m on a break. They still manage to find me.

It doesn’t help that the employee break area sits in the middle of the store in a big cabin.

simsgonewrong: Oh hey, random horse creepin’ on my two guys on their date.

simsgonewrong:

Oh hey, random horse creepin’ on my two guys on their date.

wtffanfiction: Fandom: Pokemon “BLOGERGBOSDMMFLMM” said Pikachu, trying to talk around Ash’s erect member.

wtffanfiction:

Fandom: Pokemon

“BLOGERGBOSDMMFLMM” said Pikachu, trying to talk around Ash’s erect member.

minimalmovieposters: Chuck by Kyle Barrett

minimalmovieposters:

Chuck by Kyle Barrett

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fuckyeahretailrobin: [Image Description: Background is several triangles in a circle like a pie alternating from true red, scarlet and black. A robin is sitting on his perch looking to the right.Top Text: “Customer comes over to you you have your badge on.”Bottom Text: “DO YOU WORK HERE?.”] I do not even know how many times I get this. At least three times a night. I’m so tempted to wave the badge in their face and say “NO I DON’T”

fuckyeahretailrobin:

[Image Description: Background is several triangles in a circle like a pie alternating from true red, scarlet and black. A robin is sitting on his perch looking to the right.

Top Text: “Customer comes over to you you have your badge on.”

Bottom Text: “DO YOU WORK HERE?.”]

I do not even know how many times I get this. At least three times a night. I’m so tempted to wave the badge in their face and say “NO I DON’T”